Month: May 2018

Meghan’s “simple” wedding funding

You’re there forming motivational speaker on top Meghan’s “simple” wedding, forgetting it was HUGELY funded by both the Royal family and British Government.

How does that compare to some of you who’ll go out of you way to extort money from your friends and well-wishers in the name of aso-ebi, force the man to spend on different nonsense pre-wedding and bridal parties, wash scarce resources down the drain in the name of facial makeover, and demand all kinds of marriages (traditional, church, court etc) from that struggling guy who was unfortunate enough to ask your hand in marriage?

Did they tell you people that Meghan was stuck in some face-me-I-face-you yard waiting for a Prince to come rescue her so that she transfers her generational burden onto him? Haven’t you heard she’s worth over 10 million dollars and was an established actress before becoming a Duchess? How much are you worth beside your heavily filtered Snapchat pictures and faux lifestyle?

When y’all are done drooling over this particular royal wedding, better come back to reality and know that not everyone will get married to a Prince, and that you can make any man your own Prince if you work towards it.

Let’s know what you’re bringing to the table first before you start having unrealistic expectations from anyone about a fairytale wedding.

You can’t expect a Meghan kind of wedding when all you can offer is a dolled up face and attitude. Be humble.

IGP “transmission” speech critic

Those of you saying we shouldn’t satirise the IGP’s poor handling of his “transmission” speech because of his alleged dyslexic condition, are you now saying students shouldn’t be held responsible for their poor oral performance during presentations and that they should be excused because they could be suffering from dyslexia?

Must we always find a way to explain away things in this country, however obnoxious they are?

For those who say the video was doctored by some unscrupulous elements to deride the office of the IGP, I put it to you that I’ve just watched the “undoctored” version of the same video and, to tell you the truth, it’s as bad as the alleged doctored one.

Judging by a litany of videos I’ve seen on YouTube today, It’s very clear the IGP has issues with public presentations and comportment in general.

It’s sad that the calibre and crop of leaders we choose to man our national institutions have proven consistently to be the stock of comedy circuses.

The IGP’s latest speech gaffe is a testament to that. And since it seems we have a shortage of intelligent and articulate humans to man our national institutions, at least let’s find succor in the fact that they provide us with daily comedy fodder to weather the daily struggles we’re stuck in. It’s good for the health.

Meanwhile, let’s keep transmitting the transmission and kidnap the recommendation of the transmission transmission, sorry, recommendation, in the police force.

Have you watched the video?

What do you make of it?